yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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