This girl is more easily done than said...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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