I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just forgot I was standing up.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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