Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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