I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
