okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
