..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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