how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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