Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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