I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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