you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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