Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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