Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
