1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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