forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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