Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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