do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
only you would photoshop your dick
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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