yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
His hands were made for my vagina.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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