that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Randomize
