I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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