Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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