Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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