her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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