normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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