just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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