You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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