he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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