My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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