you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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