is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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