If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
my sisters under your porch take her home
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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