Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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