yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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