Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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