what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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