we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He has the fingertips of a God
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