Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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