ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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