Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
is wine microwaveable?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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