so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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