The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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