D3 body, D1 cock
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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