Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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