do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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