***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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