I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
