saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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