Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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