He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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