Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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