She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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